Last night, my Red Hat
friends and I went to a
Ladies Night Strip
Club.
One of the girls wanted
to impress the rest of us,
so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer
came over to us, my friend
licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his butt
cheek!
Not to be outdone, another
friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy
back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it
to his other butt
cheek.
In another attempt to
impress the rest of us,my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill and
calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way
things are going,
but
fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks
again.
Seeing the way things are
going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the
guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I
reached for my wallet.
What could I
do?
The woman in me took
over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped
it down the crack of his
butt,