Rules for Happiness

 

Rules for men to follow for a happy life.

 1. It's important to have
a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a
job.

 2. It's important to have
a woman who can make you laugh.

 3. It's important to have
a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to
you.

 4. It's important to have
a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with
you.

 5. It's very, very
important that these four women do not know each
other.

  
Sincerely
   Tiger
Woods