The Black Bra
(as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried
friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our
relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing
a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few
days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my
boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and
a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then
we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other
night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only
the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I
had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and
saw me he said,
(you are going to love this..) " What's for dinner,
Zorro?"
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