The Cork

    

 

Two Arab  terrorists are in a  locker room, taking a shower after  their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one  notices the other  has a huge cork stuck in his bum!

If you  don't mind my asking said the  second, 'That cork  looks uncomfortable. Why don't  you take it out?'

'I regret I  cannot', lamented  the first Arab. 'It is  permanently stuck in my bum.'

'I do not  understand,' said the other.

The first  Arab says, 'I was  walking along Russell Street , and  tripped over an oil lamp. There was  a puff of smoke  and a huge  old man  in an  Australian Flag attire, with a  white beard and Akubra hat came  boiling out.

He said,  'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said,  'No shit?' God Bless  Australia...!!!