Just Married Jokes

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Ha haaaa...........

 

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed.

The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.

The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe?

We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."



Wedding Night Jokes

The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal -

- a little bit of breast
- a little bit of leg
.... and a lot of stuffing!

Treat the bride like a new car,
go easy for the first 500!


Forecast for wedding...
  Expected development of warm front, with extreme
  turbulence and moisture in lower regions.
  Good possibility of six inches overnight.
  Sun(son) is expected later on!

Love is a thousand miles long but
  comes in six inch instalments!


Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears,
  roll her over gently and she'll last for many years!

Please remember that brandy makes you randy,
  Whisky makes you frisky, but its a good stiff
  Johnny Walker that makes you pregnant!