SEX PROBLEMS.... 1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory... I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: 'don't'..