A WIFE, BEING THE TYPICAL ROMANTIC SORT OF WOMAN, SENT HER HUSBAND A TEXT: "IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, SEND ME YOUR DREAMS. IF YOU ARE LAUGHING, SEND ME YOUR SMILE. IF YOU ARE EATING, SEND ME A BITE. IF YOU ARE DRINKING SEND ME A SIP. IF YOU ARE CRYING, SEND ME YOUR TEARS. I LOVE YOU!" THE HUSBAND, A TYPICALLY NON-ROMANTIC MARRIED MAN, REPLIED, "AM ON THE TOILET. PLEASE ADVISE."