If you've ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one... A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Fortitude Valley Cab Rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab. "What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" "I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, w..