An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was sueing the lorry company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. Solicitor: 'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' . Seamus: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the ...' Solicitor: 'I didn't ask for any details', 'Just answer ..