Flatulence, All You Ever Wanted to Know... But were afraid to ask?? For those of you who fart (and who doesn't)…………… this is educational. I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it, so if you know any other than me, send it to 'em... If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip..