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A Great Snr Moment.......OMG !!!

  

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years....

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

 

 

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,

as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and

laughing with glee. 

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women

skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went

to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out

until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch

you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,

'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

 Some old men can still think fast.

 

 

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senior moment =(나이가 들어가면서) 어떤 것이 기억나지 않는 순간,

                               깜박하는 순간

         I had a senior moment and just couldn't think of his name. 

go to the deep end =go off (at) the deep end

                          =비명을 지르며 아우성치다. 이성을 잃다.