DISTRACTIONS

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zephyr 2011. 7. 22. 00:11

Lost in Translation ????

 

 

[1]  IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN,

 EVEN A FOREIGNER, 
IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
 
[2] 
Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED 

NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
 
[3] Doctor's Office,
Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN 
AND OTHER DISEASES.
 
[4] Dry Cleaners,
Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE
 FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
 
[5] In a Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE,

 OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
 
[6] on the main road to
Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: 
WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, 
THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
 
[7] on a Poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ?

 IF SO WE CAN HELP.
 
[8] In a City Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK 

AND WEEKENDS.
 
[9] In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, 

FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
 
[10]
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE,
 OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
 
[11] on the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
 
[12] In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
 
[13]
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, 
IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
 
[14]
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
 
[15] In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel,

 across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, 
WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY,
 EXCEPT THURSDAY.
 
[16] A sign posted in
Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN on OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN onE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 
[17] Hotel,
Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM,
 IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 
[18] Advertisement for donkey rides,
Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE on YOUR OWN ASS?
 
[19] Airline ticket office,
Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)
 
[20] A Laundry in
Rome :
LADIES,
 LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
 
[21] Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED

 PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE

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