banister of life

 

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember              1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.  It's called Ministers Do More Than Lay People.          2. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.                 3. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.       4. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.  ※ " 화장실에 있을 때 꼭 사람들이 온다."   beat a path to sb's door = go to someone's home or place of work in large numbers = 문전성시를 이루다    5. I hate sex in the movies. I tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink  spilled, there was popcorn all over the floor and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.       6. It used to be only death and taxes now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.      ※   shipping and handling = 운송 및 수수료           7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.  ※  "남편들이란 휴지통 하나 비우고도 온 집안을 청소한양 생색을 낸다."     8. My next house will have no kitchen -  just vending machines and a large trash can.      ※ shoulder = 갓길, 노견         9.  Definition of a teenager?  God's punishment for enjoying sex.      10. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point up. ※ splinter =  a small sharp piece of material such as wood or glass that has broken off a bigger piece = 가시, 파편     Lord, please bless and protect my online friends!! Live today because tomorrow is not guaranteed!