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Three women died together in an
accident
And went to heaven.
When they got there,
St. Peter
said,
'We only have one rule here
in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'
So they entered heaven,
and sure enough,
There are ducks
all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step
on a duck,
And although they tried their best
to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally
stepped on one.
Along comes St. Peter with
the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together
and says,
'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to Spend eternity
chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,
The second woman stepped
accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely
ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment
as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed
all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man,
is very, VERY careful
where she steps.
She manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes,
muscular.
St. Peter chains them together
without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve
being Chained to you for all
of eternity?'
The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
Duck.
This one is really worth passing on
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