THE
5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q:
WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for
'suck here'.
Q:
WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:
It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.
Q:
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q:
WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:
Because when they come, they're wet, wild and uncontrollable.But when they leave, they take your house and car with them.
Q:
WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch...
BONUS
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q:
What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A:
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated
As the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?
She replied.........'Not yet'.
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