where are you from?

 

The  madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified,  well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early  fifties.
     
'May  I help you sir?' she asked.


 'I  want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir,  Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer  someone else', said the madam.

'No,  I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then,  Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.  Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it  to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly  left.

The  next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.  Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as  she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still  $5000.

Again,  the man pulled out the money,  gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.  After an hour,he left.

The  following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that  he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After  their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.

The  man replied, ' Ontario '.
'Really',  she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'

'I  know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The  moral of the story is that 3 things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a  lawyer