JEWISH GENIE

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An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a
 source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst.

He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last
 breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand
 several yards ahead of him.

 He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered
 that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.

 It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he
 unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie. BUT this was no
 ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete
 with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzis.

 'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got
 three vishes.'

 'I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to
 trust a Jewish genie!'

'Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner
 anyvay!'

 The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the
 genie was right. 'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful
 food and drink.'

 * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever
 seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
 delicacies.

 'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'

 'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

 

 * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare old coins and precious gems.

 'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make
 it a good vone!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, 'I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!'

* * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 He was turned into a tampon.

 

 THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's
 going to be a string attached.

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※ gonner = goner? = someone who is certain to die very soon
    Okee-dokee /okey-dokey /okey-doke = Ok

    string = special conditions that limit an offer or agreement