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If YOU don't know, you shouldn't judge...
If you know, You wouldn't judge...
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
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If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
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No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
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At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
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Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
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If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .
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If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Deb evic's, Phoenix , AZ
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hill s , CA
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No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hill s , CA
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perhaps the most realistic one
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Have a great day!
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