Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
※(가만 있어봐, 나한테 생각이 있어..)
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble
we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile.
'Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks.
Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and
you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and drunk,
all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and my knees are killing me!'
Murphy said ..........
"How do you think I feel?
I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'