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Subject: Teachers

 

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers

in the New York City public school system.

All teachers were reprimanded for these comments
 
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom & has started

    to dig.
 
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
 
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
 
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
 
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to

    achieve them.
 
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it

    all together.
 
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
 
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
 
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
 
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered

      twice a week.
 
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat

      out  1,000,000 others.        
 
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.