오늘을 마지막 날 처럼

 Purely women!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said "Pardon me, madam...I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.  I just bought this hat yesterday!"  ※ I do not intend to be forward but = 외람된 말씀이지만, ※ privates =private parts= outer sex organs:     people use this ｅxpression in order to avoid using words      that may shock people.     Live each day as if there is no tomorrow!