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Subject:  How to start a fight?

  

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery

plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

 

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

while we were in bed.  I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'  'No,' she answered.  I then  said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

 

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend....

I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

 

※ swig = (마구) 들이키다

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"  I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

 

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......

 

 

※ "something shiny that goes from 0 to 150

    in about 3 seconds"???