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zephyr 2010. 8. 31. 00:42

anniversary

 

 

 A couple were celebrating 50 years together.  

Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to

a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son

number one . . . 'Sorry I'm running late.  I had

an emergency at the hospital with a patient,

you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift." 

"Not to worry," said the father. 

 "The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced,

"You and Mom look great, Dad.   I just flew in

from Los Angeles

between depositions and didn't have time to

shop for you."

 

 

※depositions = 증인신문  =  양측의 변호인단

입회하에 관계자 증언을 녹음하고 사건과 관련된

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"It's nothing," said the father.  "We're glad

you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived.  "Hello and

happy anniversary!  I'm sorry, but my boss is

sending me out of town and I was really busy 

packing so I didn't have time to get you

anything."
 
After they had finished dessert, the father

said, "There's something your mother and

I have wanted to tell you for a long time.  

You see, we were very poor.  Despite this, we

were able to send each of you to college. 

Throughout the years your mother and I knew

that we loved each other very much, but we

just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said,

"You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father.  "And cheap ones too."

 

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