짤막한 우스개

 

  one Liners....

 

   I get on extremely well with the Blonde Lesbians next door.
  They asked me what I would like for my birthday.
  I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
  It was very nice of them, all I said was, "I wanna watch."

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. 
 I said "How the hell can you tell them apart?"

He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"