쓰레기통

Subject:  쓰레게통이 거시기로 변신....

 

 

Wheelie Bin

A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer.  Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.  "Harro!" says the Chinese man.  "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector. "I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.  Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No ! no ! mate,where's your dust bin?"  "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.  "Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me..  Where's your w h e e l i e' bin?'"  "OK, OK." replies the Chinese with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"    Note: refuse collector = 쓰레기 수거하는 사람 wheelie bin = (집 밖에 있는) 바퀴달린 대형 쓰레기통 in the spirit of kindness = 선심/친절을 발휘하여 willy = penis Where's ya bin?"    = Where is your (wheelie) bin?   ...collector                             = Where have you been?    ...chinese The chinese takes "wheelie" for "willy."