Little Johnny's Sister.....
Hilarious !! What humour whoever who coined this :-)
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her
face and told her mother,
"Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground".
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,"It reminded me of a peanut".
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,"Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty."