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zephyr 2010. 6. 24. 09:49

 5 Best Answers...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

THE 

 5  ANSWERS  WE  HAVE  ALL 

 BEEN
 WAITING FOR!  
 
Q: 

 WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
 


A:  It's Braille for 

'suck here'.
 
 
Q: 

 
WHAT  IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?  
A: 

 It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.
 

 

 
Q: 

 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?  
A: 

 Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
  

Q: 

 WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
  
 A: 

 Because when they come, they're wet, wild and uncontrollable.  

But when they leave, they take your house and car with them.  
  
Q: 

 WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING
  ?  
 
A:  Because they don't have balls to  scratch...  

 
BONUS 

 QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
  
 
Q: 

What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
   

   A: 

 Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
.  
  

   
Nominated 

 As the world's best short joke  

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?

She replied.........'Not yet'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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