RYE BREAD

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench

one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog  and wasn't even

short of breath.

 

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what

he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your

energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you  get to the third

loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."