Spoonerisms ! Saying It The Other Way Around

 

 

1) Three Cheers for our queer old  Dean (Dear Old Queen)

2) Is it kisstomary to cuss the Bride (Customary to kiss the Bride)

3) The Lord is a shoving leopard (Loving Shepherd)

 

4) I delivered him a blushing crow (Crushing Blow)

 

5) A well boiled icicle (Well oiled Bicycle)

6) Candle with hair (Handle with care)

 

7) You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle(Lighting a fire)

 

8) Is the Bean dizzy? (Is the Dean busy?)

 

9)Excuse me, you are occupewing my pie ( occupying my pew)

 

10) Kinkering Congs, thy titles take (Conquering Kings)

 

11) You have hissed all my mystery lectures (Missed all my history   lectures)

 

12) A nosey little cook (cozy little nook)

 

13) Cattle Ships and Bruisers (Battleships and Cruisers)

 

14) He's the very pineapple of politeness (Pinnacle of politeness)

 

15) Thanks for chewing the doors (Doing the chores)

 

And the best for last!

16) He's a fart smeller!! (He's a smart feller)