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When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.
King David
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After marriage, husband and wife become
two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
Sasha Guitry
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By all means marry. If you get a good
wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher.
Socrates |
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Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
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The great question, which I have not been
able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
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I had some words with my wife, and she had
some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
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'Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays'
Red Skelton |
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'There's a way of transferring funds that
is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
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'I've had bad luck with both my
wives
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage
brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right,
shut up.
Patrick Murray
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The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Nash
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You know what I did before I
married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty
years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same
thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an
angel! Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
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