Panties on a plane

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip
for the very first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all,

but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat
plane.' 

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. 
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down  and I'm out dare laying
butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' 

The second lady said, 'Well then I'm a-gonna wear me some Floe resant

orange panties.' 

'Why  you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. 

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down

And I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'           


The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...'           


'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.         

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.

I ain't  wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for

da black box first'      

 

※ Floe resant = fluorescent

     I don't know bout y'all = I don't know about you all

       = 너이들은 어떤지 모르겠는데 ( 나는 .....)

     의사 소통에서 발음은 크게 중요한게 아닌가 봅니다.

     예컨대,That을  dat으로, ocean을  oshun으로 해도 

     아무런 지장이.....