Confucius
Say.
It's ok to let a fool kiss
you,
but don't let a kiss fool
you.
�
Confucius
Say.
A kiss is just shopping
upstairs
for downstairs
merchandise.
�
Confucius
Say.
It is better to lose a
lover
than love a
loser.
�
Confucius
Say.
Man with a broken
condom
is called a
Daddy
�
Confucius
Say.
Man who mix Viagra and
Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he's coming or
going.
�
Confucius
Say.
A drunken man's
words
are a sober man's
thoughts.
�
Confucius
Say.
Marriage is like a bank
account.
You put it in, you take it
out,
and you lose
interest.
�
Confucius
Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland
..
a one hour wait for a 2-minute
ride.
�
Confucius
Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not
have
than to have the mate you do not
want.
�
Confucius Say. A joke is like
sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get
it.
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