TEXTING

 

 

A WIFE, BEING THE TYPICAL ROMANTIC SORT OF WOMAN,

SENT HER HUSBAND A TEXT:

"IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, SEND ME YOUR DREAMS.
IF YOU ARE LAUGHING, SEND ME YOUR SMILE.
IF YOU ARE EATING, SEND ME A BITE.
IF YOU ARE DRINKING SEND ME A SIP.
IF YOU ARE CRYING, SEND ME YOUR TEARS.
I LOVE YOU!"

 

THE HUSBAND, A TYPICALLY NON-ROMANTIC MARRIED MAN, REPLIED,

"AM on THE TOILET. PLEASE ADVISE."