Income Tax Statement

 

Hello, is this Miss Singleton?
 
- Yes, it is I….
 
Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant.  I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the IRS...They say that your salary and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, vacations in Europe, etc.

- Oh, and what can I do about it?

Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the IRS.

- Very well Mr. Smith.  I making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.