A priest was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River………