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This is your captain speaking

zephyr 2012. 3. 4. 13:43


 

 
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,

the captain announced: 
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.  Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.  The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.  Sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD!” 
    
Silence followed! 

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 
 
“Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.  While I was

talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of

hot coffee in my lap.  You should see the front of my pants!” 

One Irish passenger yelled... 
”For f*#k's sake...  you should see the back of mine!” 

 

 

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