Canadian Humor

 

 An angry wife to her husband on the phone:  “Where the hell are you?” 
Husband: “Darling, you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money at that time  and I said Baby it'll be yours one day.” 
Wife,with a blushing smile:  “Yes, I remember that my Love.” 
Husband:  “I'm in the Bar next to that shop!”