zephyr
2010. 10. 6. 11:50
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA SAFE
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What's for dinner?
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Can I help you with dinner?
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Where would you like to go for dinner?
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Here, have some wine.
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Are you wearing that?
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You sure look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you so worked up about?
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Could we be overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some wine.
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Should you be eating that?
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You know, there are a lot of apples left.
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Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What did you DO all day?
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I hope you didn't over-do it today.
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I've always loved you in that robe!
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Here, have some wine.
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