LOL
IT'S JUST NOT MY DAY !
zephyr
2014. 4. 25. 19:04
There
I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a
large,
trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one
swig. > > "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he >says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. > > "Come on, man," the biker
says, "I didn't >think you'd CRY. I can`t stand
to
see a man > crying." > > "This is the worst day of my life,"
>I say. "I'm a complete failure.
I
was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the
parking
lot,
I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with
the
gardener
and then my dog bit me."
> "So I came to this bar to work up
the courage to put an end to it all,
I
buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
dissolve;
then
you, you jack-ass, YOU show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about
me,
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