LOL
This is your captain speaking
zephyr
2012. 3. 4. 13:43
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. Sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD!”
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of
hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
One Irish passenger yelled...
”For f*#k's sake... you should see the back of mine!”